Cucumber Breaks Inside UNN Female Student (Photos)

So I got this shocking email from a TILB reader like some minutes ago. Don't know how true it is, is it even possible? Follow me read abeg:

Hello Laila, an unknown UNN female student was allegedly trying to do a quickie on herself in the absence of her roomies but with a cucumber. In the course of the action, the fruit broke and stuck inside her private part. She cried out and was rushed to the medical
centre as she started bleeding profusely. The doctors demanded that she must contact her parents before a surgery would be done to remove it, but she ran away... She is still at large. I wonder where the boys are.