This Criminal Has The Most Awesome Name, Ever

Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop has been arrested after he allegedly assaulted a police officer.

Yes, that really is his name.

Zopittybop-bop-bop, 34, appeared in court in Olympia, Washington State, this week on two assault charge, one for malicious mischief and another for malicious harassment.

However, Zopittybop-bop-bop hasn’t always had that moniker. He used to be called boring old Jeffrey Drew Wilschke.

He changed his name in 2011, although it’s not clear what inspired him to go for Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop.

He’s alleged to have been caught ripping fliers down from a library by an officer who then chased him.

However, after struggling the officer, the suspect got up and fled on foot.’

While on the run he’s alleged to have thrown a rock at another officer before eventually being stopped.


Zoppitybop-bop-bop will appear before the court again on February 16.



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