‘You Know I’m Just Joking’ by Ayomide Tayo: Nigerian runs girls need to step up their game!

The importation of exotic women into Nigeria is hurting our economy.

Hello good people of the world! How is life treating you this Monday morning? I hope your day has started off on a good note.

Thank God the Super Bowl is over. I’m not mad that Americans have a crazy and boring sport. I am mad about the fact that we Nigerians are famzing a sporting event that has no meaning in this part of the world. It’s the same thing we are doing with Halloween and Thanksgiving. Nigerians are culture vultures.

Moving on, a few things happened in pop culture last week but the thing that caught my eye and attention was when Huddah Monroe and Vera Sidika were in Lagos at the same time.

In case you don’t know who these babes are let me give you a small breakdown. Vera Sidika and Huddah Monroe are the biggest ‘vixens’ out of Kenya. They are known continent wide for their sexually explicit pictures and videos on their Instagram accounts.

 

They are not ashamed of selling their sex appeal and there is nothing wrong with that. And these babes are constantly flying around the world (don’t ask me why). Also, in case you don’t know Vera Sidika and Huddah Monroe are bitter rivals. They hate themselves, think 2Pac-Biggie beef.

Anyway they are the two biggest madams in Kenya, and as God will have it they were flown into Lagos at the same time and lodged in expensive hotels. Huddah Monroe stayed at Intercontinental Hotel and Four Points while Vera Sidika lodged at Raddsion Blue.

Read: Vera Sidika shows off her new home

 

While I am happy that these two sexy women were in Lagos I am deeply saddened as a patriotic Nigerian. I love my country and I will do anything for the growth of my country. In this delicate time when our economy needs home grown investment Nigerian men are spending money to import women. Every weekend Murtala Mohammed Airport is filled with Latina, American, Kenyan women who have been imported by Nigerian millionaires and billionaires to fulfill certain pleasures.

 

Why are they wasting money importing women when they can use this money on our local runs girls? Are they saying Nigerian made runs girls are not good enough? This trend of importing women is bad for our economy. Money is leaving the country when we need it right here to circulate.

I don’t blame these men though. Have you seen most Nigerian girls lately? They are drugged out, shady roadside hookers. Facts only! Compare and contrast pictures of an international runs girl and a local runs girl, and you will see the difference.

 

Nigerian runs girls are amateurs. They don’t dress well. They don’t take professional photos. They don’t look elegant, classy and professional. Come on girls you have to step up. Where is your Naija pride? You can’t allow Kenyan babes beat you at home. Ahn! Ahn! Do it for your country, make us proud.

Look at the Rita Galores, Amber Roses, and Blac Chynas of this world. They are on top of their game. Which Naija runs girl is on this level? None.

To be serious we need Naija runs girls to step up. Right now they are killing the economy. The money that should circulate in Nigeria is being taken away by foreign runs girls. This is killing us as a nation. Their sloppy operation got them kicked out of Dubai, and now they are about to be kicked out of their own country. Shame!

 

Our Made in Naija goods should be at par with the international ones. We can’t be caught slipping. Nigerian runs babes need to step up for the sake of the country. It won't be a bad idea for President Buhari to ban international runs girls since he is banning everything. Naija runs girl need to vastly improve for this to make sense. I hope they upgrade soon for the sake of our country.

Long Live the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

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