HILARIOUS: TILB Reader's Experience with Swimming Instructor & his Hard on

 I really laughed so hard after reading this.

Hello Laila, hope you are good. Just want to share an experience with you and my beloved TILB readers. So it was a public holiday the last time and i wanted to go catch fun at the pool. OK! I set out with some of my Friends to Rita Lori Hotel at Babs Animasaun to swim and have a good time.

We got to the hotel, changed into our swimming gear and jumped into the shallow part of the pool. We were all rookies, so we stayed at the safe end, joked, laughed and watched the little competition going on among the swimmers. 

Two ladies joined the pool and joined the contest. I watched them for a while and told one of them to teach me how to swim. Na there I enter one chance ooooo. She had barely started when a guy surfaced and said he will help me learn. The ladies and all around told me he was an instructor as he taught them too.

Okay na!!! Na so I follow Bobo for pool training. 

We started by taking deep breathe, going under water and sustaining balance under water. We did that for a while then switched to sustaining balance on the water. He would straighten my legs, laps, back ...etc etc 

After some time, I was asked to try the first lesson again. I took a deep breathe.. Went under water and was gradually floating up. Bobo instructor met me under water and held me down himself.. From the back. 

Then I felt it.. 

Something hard poking me from behind... 

What the hell was that!!! I thought. 

Then it grew harder and poked me harder from behind... Then, it dawned on me. 

Hian!!! Na so I free myself oooo run go meet my friends. Swimming lessons don end be dat oooo. Bobo instructor had the guts to tell me when next to come for my next training.... Mtcheeeeeew. Na so my desire to learn swimming quench.. before I go receive another thing wey pass wetin I dey find. 

Ladies, Any experience?